then take your boys to the dog park.
For good measure, when you get back, grab your tiny book light and read in the way back of the dark yard.
I normally don't enter Woody into competitions, but this one benefits Kentuckiana Pug Rescue so, please go vote for Woody. He's #375. I chose this picture of him because of the front paw tuck in, which is one of my favorite pug moves.
Sometimes Woody looks at something that we can't see and barks at it ferociously, as if he can't believe we don't see the whatever it is, as if we've lost our minds for not jumping up and taking care of it, leaving him to protect us. Just now, he was asleep at the foot of the bed when he woke up, looked above the lamp on this bookcase
and really let something have it. I looked but couldn't see anything - no flying creature, no anything. After a while, he stopped barking, but he kept staring at that place.
I took the picture with my computer from across the room, so it's not stellar quality, but I still don't see anything. Do you?
Today is Woody's third birthday. 
It was three years ago that we drove to Russell Springs, put him in a box and brought him home. 
It was the best thing we ever did.
We sang to him today and gave him a biscuit (not a dog biscuit, an actual biscuit). Dog partying will commence this weekend.
Woody really loves this video of the vegetable orchestra. He digs their sound, man. Tracy is thinking of making a carrot instrument, playing it for Woody, then letting him eat it. That would pretty much be a pug dream come true. Especially if the carrot had peanut butter on it.
